If The Philosophers Were Programmers
April 17th, 2009
| Categories: Philosophy, Technology
Developer On Line has a great post on philosophy and programming languages [HT: Slashdot].
Here’s a summary:
- Socrates would have programmed in Assembly language
- Aristotle would have chosen C
- Plato would prefer C++
- The Stoics would have gone for PERL
- Descartes would be a Java guru.
- Kant would have chosen Python (my choice also)
- Wittgenstein would be a Haskell programmer.
The author also provides some interesting reasoning for these selections. It’s definitely worth a read.

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